May 2013
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
rapewhistled:
*refuses to make eye contact and speaks directly to the sky*
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
indianchiefkeef:
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
edating:
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
earrie:
Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
2 tags
got too excited and gave mum her bday presents two days early fuck
